The Houses passes the Health Care bill

RepubliCants are angry still,

Look to Senate for poison pill.

Tea Party nuts now master baiting,

Taunt Congress with racial hating

Hurl epithets, not debating.

Tiger Woods announces he’s bound

To reclaim the fame once renowned,

And will soon be playing a round.

Bart Stupak says he’ll now vote yes

Which puts him in instant duress

Threats and violence reach excess.

Senate concurs but GOP

Wants to repeal the new HC

Trouble is, folks like what they see.

Mike Vanderboegh, bricks-through-window,

Tax-hating, health care homophobe

Lives his life drawing public dough.

Judge studies John Edwards sex tape

And whatever its final fate,

Edwards and Hunter are seen to date.

Sarah Pallin rallies the dips

With her usual silly quips

Shows off the full half of her wits.

Jesse James robs Bullock’s bank

Joins one Tiger Woods in the tank

And now we all have porn stars to thank.

Eric Cantor, a real Can’t whore

Who words abetted the rancor,

Touts a pathetic bullet snore.