Sarah Palin is pulling out again

An RNC party she won’t attend

Balks at the RNC and S&M.                                            http://tiny.cc/lq57e

It’s not that she has gotten sanity

Nor even the implied profanity

It simply undermined her vanity.

RNC directs doners to hot time

That can be had on a nasty sex line

For three bucks a minute, it’s prime time slime.          http://tiny.cc/fvfxq

Meanwhile, FAUX FOX News continues to use

Bogus Toby Keith promos to confuse

The same as their bogus LL Cool ruse.                        http://tiny.cc/rp78j

Levi Johnston of divining rod fame

Is shopping his own TV series game

Says he wants to see how the thang will hang.           http://tiny.cc/0um11