Says Roger Ailes, who’s crowing like a cock,
"I’m in ratings. I’m winning." Winning what?
The most biased news in any time slot,
Makes of Sarah Palin a laughing stock
As buyers withdraw ads from Glen Beck’s schlock
While those FOX and Friends turn back the clock
And RepubliCons put their souls in hock.
In politics, Roger Ailes says he is not,
He’s right, he’s not. Deception’s all he’s got
And fools too dumb to know it’s all a crock
And that they’re sheepish tools in Murdock’s flock.