Oct. 10 – Oct. 16, 2010

 

Sun Oct. 10, 2010- Paladino Embraces Children

 

 

Carl P. Paladino said on Sunday

That there were children he wanted to save

From being brainwashed and turned into gay

He thinks he know what knowledge children crave

He’s sent out email that pictures his way

And speaks as an expert on what will deprave.

 

Mon Oct. 11, 2010- Self-Driving Car Self-Arresting

 

Google unveils cars that can drive themselves;

Next step: Add a finger and voice that yells.

Obama says secret donors hold sway.

We can’t find any, RepubliCants say.

Alaska’s Tea Bag, Joe Miller, confounds

Now saying his background is out of bounds.

 

Tues  Oct. 12, 2010-Whitman and Brown Debate

Meg Whitman and Jerry Brown toe-to-toe

In debate where Tom Brokaw let them go,

Whitman’s main claim to fame: 120-mil

While Brown’s is: been there, done that—it worked well.

Whitman blamed Brown for harsh regs and taxes,

But Brown punched back on GOP lapses.

 

Wed  Oct. 13, 2010- First Miners See Light of Day

 

Trapped 68 days, first miner ascends

The end of Chili’s black nightmare begins,

Christine O’Donnell stares in wide-eyed blithe

Can’t name any case she disagreed with.

Judge rules military cannot enforce

Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell against US forces.

 

 

Thurs  Oct. 14, 2010- Bill O’Reilly Identifies the “Pinhead”

Bill O’Reilly asserts Moslems “killed us.”

–Moslems, is what he said, not terrorists

Joy Behar and Whoopi Goldberg left

The set of The View and this man so bereft

Of humanity that he insults the dead

And shows the world that he is a real Pinhead.

 

 

Fri  Oct. 15, 2010- FAUX News Host Brian Kilmeade Sucks Foot

“Not all Muslims are terrorists, but all

“Terrorists are Muslims.” Who has the gall?

FAUX News Dimwit Brian Kilmeade, that’s who.

Speaking of halfwits, Lush Lamebrain’s doo doo

Exposed GOP senate con John Raese

Lives in Florida, but runs W.Va. race.

 

 

Sat  Oct. 16, 2010- Dems Hope to Make Real History

 

DNC Ad: “Make History Again”

If Dems succeed, will be all-time win.

Bill Clinton in California campaigns

Wherever he appears, the party gains

Left Coast overcoming GOP trends

Both Boxer and Brown seem headed for wins.