Sun Oct. 17, 2010- Shut up, Woman
Megan McCain says Christine O’Donnell
Is a “nutjob” on ABC’s The Week;
So Unreal Dan Riehl’s World View’s nutty speil
Uses “Meggie ‘Big Mac’ McCain” to speak
“Self-indulgent set of mega-breasts,” while
Jeff Poor then calls her “boobs” a home for drool.
http://mediamatters.org/blog/201010180036
Mon Oct. 18, 2010-Cottoning to Terrorists in the Muslim
Kilmeade: “Not all Muslims are terrorists,
“But all terrorists are Muslim.” Say what?
When news acquires a prejudicial twist
It seems to suggest a refuge for bigots,
Not all idiots are news analysts
But all FOX analysts are idiots.
Tues Oct. 19, 2010-Delusions, Illusions, and Confusions
Christine O’Donnell tells witches: I’m you
Sharon Angle tells Asians: I’m you, too,
Turning his back on the Aqua Buddha,
Rand Paul tells Christians: Ima believah.
John Raese won’t say who he is or isn’t
And John Buck claims Gay choice is transient.
Wed Oct. 20, 2010- Clarence “Uncle” Thomas’ Cabal
Virginia Thomas, Ginni, to her friends,
Must have had a itch in that secret place
That harbors regrets and longing for revenge
That spurred her call in Anita Hill’s space
To demand an apology and end
To those inner demons she cannot face.
Then on the heels of this revelation,
One Lillian McEwen, a former girlfriend,
Tells ABC Thomas had fixation
On pornography and parts that distend
That bigger things were his obsession
Which, of course, he finally got in the end.
Thurs Oct. 21, 2010- The Beckhead Report
The Tea Party has ties to racism
Suggests an NACCP report
Which also show links to nativism.
And although the facts were there, Glen Beck’s retort
Was to attack the authors whose system
Listed the facts that Glen Beck could not contort.
http://mediamatters.org/research/201010220002
Fri Oct. 22, 2010-Partialing out Impartiality
FOX hirelings call for NPR to be
Defunded forthwith immediately:
Sarah Palin and Bill-O O’Reilly,
Newt Gingrich and, of course, Mike Huckabee,
Steve Hayes, Kilmeade and Sean Hannity
Gretchen Carlson, Wallace, and Steve Doocy.
Is there anyone on the planet who,
Doesn’t know what faux news FOX is up to?
Sat Oct. 23, 2010-What’s OK with RepubliCants
Now, grasshoppers, gather ye around,
It’s time to review RepubliCant ground.
Don’t let gays or sexual women teach?
Jim DeMint spouts this demented in/outreach.
Not to give seniors a hear-attack scare,
But Rand Paul wants to cut off Medicare.
Unemployment has Joe Millers’ ill will,
He maintains its unconstitutional.
Carl Paladino is still on the horn,
Thinks it’s OK to email bestial porn.
If you’re scared of witches, you can’t beat it,
Christine O’Donnell says you don’t need it.
Then there’s those Canadians sneaking in
Along with all those Arizona Asians,
Not to mention Mexican aliens
And were talking about Sharron Angle
If she loses her election attempt
Will draw iron and the Second Amendment.
John Raese of Palm Beach is not that icky
To think West Virginians are all hickey,
But wants to be senator an awful lot.
And there’s GOP young gun, Rich Iott
Who to be closer to his son, you see.
Thinks it’s fun to dress up like a Nazi.
Social Security’s a “Ponzi scheme”
Both it and Medicare we have to end.
This comes from Ron Johnson in Wisconsin
Running for Senate and from his comments
That earth’s climate change is caused by sunspots
And child abuse bills wreak business havoc.
Then there’s Ken Buck of Colorado fame,
His warped views of the world were so extreme
He has reversed himself to stay in the game
He wanted to end SS, Medicare,
IUDs, birth control pills, and health care
And now claims that Gay is a choice that’s theirs.
Here’s some other great GOP fashions,
The Seventeenth Amendment we should shun,
Joe, again. Doesn’t believe in that one.
And Angle, she wants out of the UN
In Texas, Stephen Broden wants option,
To win with votes or armed revolution.