POLITICAL POETRY – THIS WEEK IN REVIEW

 

Sun Oct. 17, 2010- Shut up, Woman

 

Megan McCain says Christine O’Donnell

Is a “nutjob” on ABC’s The Week;

So Unreal Dan Riehl’s World View’s nutty speil

Uses “Meggie ‘Big Mac’ McCain” to speak

“Self-indulgent set of mega-breasts,” while

Jeff Poor then calls her “boobs” a home for drool.

http://mediamatters.org/blog/201010180036

 

 

 

Mon Oct. 18, 2010-Cottoning to Terrorists in the Muslim

 

Kilmeade: “Not all Muslims are terrorists,

“But all terrorists are Muslim.” Say what?

When news acquires a prejudicial twist

It seems to suggest a refuge for bigots,

Not all idiots are news analysts

But all FOX analysts are idiots.

 

 

Tues  Oct. 19, 2010-Delusions, Illusions, and Confusions

 

Christine O’Donnell tells witches: I’m you

Sharon Angle tells Asians: I’m you, too,

Turning his back on the Aqua Buddha,

Rand Paul tells Christians: Ima believah.

John Raese won’t say who he is or isn’t

And John Buck claims Gay choice is transient.

 

Wed  Oct. 20, 2010- Clarence “Uncle” Thomas’ Cabal

 

Virginia Thomas, Ginni, to her friends,

Must have had a itch in that secret place

That harbors regrets and longing for revenge

That spurred her call in Anita Hill’s space

To demand an apology and end

To those inner demons she cannot face.

 

Then on the heels of this revelation,

One Lillian McEwen, a former girlfriend,

Tells ABC Thomas had fixation

On pornography and parts that distend

That bigger things were his obsession

Which, of course, he finally got in the end.

http://tiny.cc/dmqhh

 

 

Thurs  Oct. 21, 2010- The Beckhead Report

 

The Tea Party has ties to racism

Suggests an NACCP report

Which also show links to nativism.

And although the facts were there, Glen Beck’s retort

Was to attack the authors whose system

Listed the facts that Glen Beck could not contort.

http://mediamatters.org/research/201010220002

 

Fri  Oct. 22, 2010-Partialing out Impartiality

 

FOX hirelings call for NPR to be

Defunded forthwith immediately:

Sarah Palin and Bill-O O’Reilly,

Newt Gingrich and, of course, Mike Huckabee,

Steve Hayes, Kilmeade and Sean Hannity

Gretchen Carlson, Wallace, and Steve Doocy.

 

Is there anyone on the planet who,

Doesn’t know what faux news FOX is up to?

 

Sat  Oct. 23, 2010-What’s OK with RepubliCants

 

Now, grasshoppers, gather ye around,

It’s time to review RepubliCant ground.

Don’t let gays or sexual women teach?

Jim DeMint spouts this demented in/outreach.

Not to give seniors a hear-attack scare,

But Rand Paul wants to cut off Medicare.

 

Unemployment has Joe Millers’ ill will,

He maintains its unconstitutional.

 Carl Paladino is still on the horn,

Thinks it’s OK to email bestial porn.

If you’re scared of witches, you can’t beat it,

Christine O’Donnell says you don’t need it.

 

Then there’s those Canadians sneaking in

Along with all those Arizona Asians,

Not to mention Mexican aliens

And were talking about Sharron Angle

If she loses her election attempt

Will draw iron and the Second Amendment.

 

 

John Raese of Palm Beach is not that icky

To think West Virginians are all hickey,

But wants to be senator an awful lot.

And there’s GOP young gun, Rich Iott

Who to be closer to his son, you see.

Thinks it’s fun to dress up like a Nazi.

 

Social Security’s a “Ponzi scheme”

Both it and Medicare we have to end.

This comes from Ron Johnson in Wisconsin

Running for Senate and from his comments

That earth’s climate change is caused by sunspots

And child abuse bills wreak business havoc.

 

Then there’s Ken Buck of Colorado fame,

His warped views of the world were so extreme

He has reversed himself to stay in the game

He wanted to end SS, Medicare,

IUDs, birth control pills, and health care

And now claims that Gay is a choice that’s theirs.

 

Here’s some other great GOP fashions,

The Seventeenth Amendment we should shun,

Joe, again. Doesn’t believe in that one.

And Angle, she wants out of the UN

In Texas, Stephen Broden wants option,

To win with votes or armed revolution.

http://tiny.cc/dllq3m9wzb

 

 

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