Sept. 26 –Oct., 2
Sunday, Sept. 26 – A Combative Politician
He’s a fighter, this Carl Paladino
He doesn’t hesitate to play down low,
Tries to hide affair and his own love child
By making false accusations quite wild,
Threatens to take out a newsman we know
Then he later claims it is all for show.
Monday, Sept. 27 – Sharron Angle Cannot Run Away
Sharron Angle thinks autism’s a joke
Colorectal cancer screenings just smoke,
Education and energy are plots
To turn us into Communist robots
Let Social Security just go broke
And those on unemployment can all choke.
Tuesday, Sept. 28 – Dan Maes Implodes in Denver
Dan Maes was never a secret agent
Never did drug raids on people who rent
Never shot a poodle or a harmless pit bull
What’s in his resume is just pure bull
Now the Teabaggers and Republicants
With the voters, there is no resonance.
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Wednesday, Sept. 29 – Christine O’Donnell’s Oxford Claim Bogus
Christine O’Donnell doubts evolution
Has weird masturbatory conclusions
But what’s truly strange is her education;
Seems she has no grades, no registration.
Oxford and Claremont have no solutions,
Turns out her schools are a real illusion.
Thursday, Sept. 30 – Immigrant Maid Pokes Whitman
Meg Whitman denied illegal hiring,
Said her maid’s lying led to the firing,
But then her husband’s signature appeared
On the IRS letter and that queered
Her claim that the hiring was a mystery
And it was unfair to accuse her of hypocrisy.
Friday, Oct. 1 – News Masher Rick Sanchez Leaves CNN after Critical Comments
Rick Sanchez called Jon Stewart a bigot
And when pressed, he then turned up the spigot
Said newsroom owners (including CNN)
Are mainly Jews who have it in for him.
Sadly, Sanchez never had the ticket
To survive his penchant to ad lib it.
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Saturday, Oct. 2. — Patient May Lose Bone Marrow Transplant
Word came Friday that there were two matches
For a bone marrow transplant–then came catches.
But this was Arizona, Anne Brewer
Is the governor, and can skewer
Medicare funding for any user
Including all of her headless losers.
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