Oct. 3 – Oct. 9, 2010
Sun Oct. 3, 2010- Rand and FOX Share Views
Rand Paul debates Jack Conway on FOX News,
Rand to change Social Security rules
But for now, he tempers his far right views,
Thinking his voters are Kentucky fools.
Which is easy the way FOX misconstrues,
Thinking there’s tea in Teabagger saccules.
With FOX, there’s one indisputable truth
Every big RepubliCant contender
Who’s not named Mitt Romney or shuns Vermouth
Is now a paid FOX News contributor.
And when these talking heads go on a bender,
It’s the truth that’s the first to surrender.
Long Memory: GOP and Martinis
Mon Oct. 4, 2010 – Everybody Has an Angle
Sharron Angle running in Navada
In a clandestine telephone gambit
Pleads with Scott Ashjian to droppa
Tea Party bid for GOP poppet
But it was herself who came a croppa
Cause Scott recorded every bit of it.
The Supreme Court began its term today
A first with three women on the panel.
The Naked Cowboy showed his dossier
Baring bid for a term Presidential.
Jon Steward airs his take on Rick Sanchez
But CNN’s take was consequential.
Tues Oct. 5, 2010- Don’t Know Which Witch Is Witch
Christine O’Donnell’s quite bewitching ad
Assures Maryland that she’s “not a witch,”
Then reveals “I’m you,” and that you’ve been had.
Rand Paul came back with something more to switch,
Said Medicare is lenient and bad,
Folks get it who don’t need it—that’s his kitsch.
Firefighters stand about and watch
While a Tennessee home burns to the ground
Didn’t pay his fire insurance ala carte
John Boehner brags that he’s getting so brown
That soon he will be as Obama as dark.
Meanwhile, David Vittner still goes to town.
Wed Oct. 6, 2010-Alien Menace
More UFOs fly over China, lights
Flashing. Mongolian airport shut down.
Alaskan alien Todd Palin writes
Joe Miller who dissed Sarah with a frown.
Same Joe called unemployment a blight
‘Til it came out his wife was drawing down.
Meg Whitman spends millions without comment
To buy California as a trophy;
A state FOX claimed had official consent
For 10K jetpacks for LAPD.
And for the health care that Mitt did cement
The GOP demands an apology.
Thurs Oct. 7, 2010 –Bring on the Hicks
The National RepubliCants release
Casting call for “’Hickey Blue Collar Look”
To create an ad for West Va’s John Raese
Got caught with script from Roger Ailes playbook.
Rupert Murdoch defends millions in grease
For FOX News and CC the books to cook.
Newt. the man, not the lizard, or we think,
Calls Democrats the Party of Food Stamps
Ignoring that many are on the brink
And food stamps ease our children’s hunger cramps.
Washington introduces HIV
Testing at the Capitol’s DMV.
HIV tests at DC DMV.
Fri Oct. 8, 2010-Doll House
HeroBuilders are proud of their new doll,
Christine O’Donnell dabbling in witchcraft,
With a witchy cape and hat protocol,
May not be a witch but certainly daft.
Repeal DADT is up in poll,
Some sixty percent say repeal the gaff.
The Chamber of Commerce opens its vault
To spend millions on attack commercials
Many with foreign money will be bought
To support interests without scruples
Banking on GOP to not get caught
Hoping that in win, no scheme unravels.
Sat Oct. 9, 2010-Virginia Dips
Conservatives in Virginia gathered
To attend a Tea Party convention
Ken Cuccinelli clearly was favored
For initiatives without contention.
Attacks on heath care, EPA, garnered
Support without a logical sanction.
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